On dealing with (beautiful) clients
Me(Monday): Good morning Christina, I'm writing to inform you that we decided to not go ahead with this project since it stopped being profitable and I want to apologize again for my partner's outburst in the meeting last week. Please send me your address so I can mail out to you the disc with the images.
Christina: Then you should have told me that Friday instead of wasting my time... 500 5th Ave, Suite ..... NY NY
Christina (Wednesday-today): Karina needs the CD today. She needs you to drop it off ASAP. We need it for an event tomorrow
Me: I'm sorry darling that you mistook me for a butler. I'm putting it in the mail and you can tell the mailman to rush it to you.
Christina: Well you took it and never brought it back and this is an emergency... She kept asking you for it.
Me: Whatever, call the USPS. This account is CLOSED. By the way - Learn to include a little "please" here and there in your conversations, Princesa.
Christina: Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
Christina: I'm sorry if I didn't say "please" but I'm planing a huge event in less than a week and I'm nuts... We really need the pictures for the presentation, there's no need for you to be a jerk about it.
Me: All of that shit you blabbed about sounds like a personal problem to me and there's no money to be made for me in none of it; and how is it that I'm the jerk and you're the one bossing me around? Bitch, I'm my own boss! Now I understand why my partner snapped on all of you fucking people. Did you know you just woke me up? I'll go postal on you, you understand me? I'm weird like that.
Christina: I was asking you something and you got all hostile on me
Me: I didn't see a question mark
Christina: I'm sending you one now: ???????
Christina: I didn't mean to sound like I'm bossing you around, that is just how I talk
Me: Then you need to get spanked!
Christina: LMAO... Pleaseee
Me: Hm, then tell me when can I stop by ;)
Christina: Today please
Me: Are we talking about the CD or spanking you?
Christina: The CD lol, spanking time is after hours lol
Me: Girl you need to be ruled with an iron fist, I could be Franco and you could be Spain. Seriously, I won't go to the city today. If I mail out your disc early you'll probably get it tomorrow, are we clear?
Christina: ok then, thank u
Me: We'll schedule the spanking to a convenient time
Christina: ok
Sep 16th